Butthurt is a very real problem in the world. When someone is miserable and confused and become unreasonably sad or offended by something, they may well suffer from being Butthurt. It manifests as a slight itch around the rectal cavity, and can reach the level of having a nuclear warhead going off in someone’s ass. This of course can go from a mild irritation to being rather alarming.
There is no soothing cream known to man that will remove someone’s Butthurt because it is purely a psychological manifestation of misery. Butthurt can be reduced in several ways which I shall catalogue for you later. But of course we have to properly analyse what Butthurt is first.
Butthurt is the pain and anguish felt in the butt by some people who are “big mad” about things, often which they cannot control.
When people post negatively online, they often reveal that they are either Butthurt or wish to become Butthurt about a specific topic.
Measuring the Intensity of Butthurt
How do you measure someone’s level of Butthurt? Butthurt is measured in Weh.
For every negative post about a topic, add one Weh.
Every time a person posts a threat or insult as part of the topic, add five Weh, this is inclusive of the original Weh.
Every time a person insults someone in a response, add 7 Weh. Inclusive of the response post. The additional Weh are indicative of someone’s state of deep antagonism, and their craving for more Butthurt.
Every time that insult includes a threat. Add five more Weh for each additional threat and three for each insult.
If a person responds in Butthurt, for every hour they take before the response add one Weh. Delayed response is indicative of the Butthurt growing within the individual, and usually is followed by a torrent of wrath and or premature ejaculation.
If their online avatar’s name contains something abusive or insulting, and/or a picture designed to cause offence or antagonize others, add 50 base Weh as a basic indicator of how originally Butthurt they were. If it’s part of an unchangeable name, this is serious so up that to 1000 standard Weh. This may seem drastic but this is someone who lives for Butthurt. They crave it so completely they’ve dedicated their entire online presence to obtaining it. This person is usually known as a rectal troglodyte.
If a person apologises to someone else sincerely, remove 20 Weh.
If a person has signed up to a social media platform specifically to troll, they naturally start off with 200 Weh, with 10 Weh additional for each month they have trolled. Not all people are Butthurt enough to troll constantly about one topic so this can be different from someone who has received such Brobdingnagian Butthurt that it has become their very life.
Rankings can determine the psychology of a person. I have ensured to include rankings from the military and naval forces to ensure accuracy. Note: Rear admiral is a higher rating because Butthurt happens in the rear, and it’s an integral part of the affliction.
Note: You may prang someone to increase their Butthurt. If you antagonise someone into insulting you, double their Weh from their Butthurt response. To forgive is to soothe, to Prang is divine.
Additionally: Conservatives are immune to Butthurt and anyone attempting to accuse a conservative of being Butthurt must have their Weh rating doubled. Claiming to be a conservative but not actually being one will slap you with 500 Weh. Conservatives don’t get Butthurt they just get tired.
Are you Liberal, angry and confused? There are three ways of reducing your Weh rating to acceptable levels.
1: Sherbet Lemonade can reduce your Weh and make you feel good about life. This is however only temporary and Sherbet Lemonade withdrawals can amp up your Weh. Use this technique only if you don’t have an addictive personality, as good Sherbet Lemonade is hard to find and withdrawals can lead to death.
2: Exercise regularly. For every mile you run, you will reduce your Weh by 1. You will feel better and be happier.
3: Close your Troll account and enjoy Real Life. This will temporarily reduce your Weh to 1 for the next three months, providing your account is not online raking in Weh. If you enjoy real life enough, your Weh rating will be completely removed. You will be reborn as a happier person.
The Medical Dangers of Butthurt
Butthurt is no laughing matter. Not only is it painful but it can lead to many medical conditions. Here are a few.
Swollen Nipples
Body Sores
Drooling
Inflammation of the Anus
Inability to Close the Anal Sphincter
Watching CNN
Eating Pizza Rolls
Addiction to and Cravings for more Butthurt
Self Butthurt
Self Loathing
Cannibalism
Death
The Addictive Properties of Butthurt
Some people develop a morbid fascination with becoming more Butthurt. These people actively seek out more things to hurt their aching buttocks. Be it politics, TV soaps, or an unfortunate cactus, the Butthurt must be felt intensely, and in greater stages. If you are suffering from Addiction to Butthurt, we recommend contacting Befrienders Worldwide. These are good people and will try and help you with your problems.
Mass Outbreaks and Buttmerging
Sometimes a group of people can be affected by a mass outbreak of Butthurt. If they are part of an echo chamber, this is at its most dangerous as they will wind each other up and become more and more Butthurt. The main problem with this is that Butthurt butts are drawn to each other and a large enough group may create what we like to call a Buttmerge.
The Buttmerge is when a group of Butthurt people become so antagonised that their butts are sucked towards each other and they become a seething wall of angry flesh. Towns, cities and even small countries have been destroyed by mass Butthurt outbreaks, when large groups of people have become part of a horrifying Buttmerge. There is little to be done to stop them flying out of their houses and through walls, cars and city blocks as their butts are drawn together magnetically. Keep a flamethrower on standby for such an occurrence.
Bivalve Prolapse
In rare cases, when the Butthurt reaches unfathomable degrees, the Butthurt individual may suffer a Bivalve Prolapse, where each buttock turns inside out and pulls the body through the anus into the lower intestine in an attempt to protect the individual from more Butthurt. The Bivalve Prolapse can be fatal, so if you feel your butt is starting to suck you into your own body, contact your nearest local mechanic immediately. They can help anchor your butt in place with wheel clamps and pull you to safety with tongs before you suffocate.
Rectal Fission
If experiencing Butthurt fills you with energy this could be a sign you are suffering from Rectal Fission. Rectal Fission is extremely dangerous as this means your ass may be becoming radioactive. You can acquire a Geiger counter relatively easily these days to measure the bequerel or curie that your Butthurt ass is giving off.
If you and a large group of friends need to be screened for a mass Butthurt outbreak and all are gaining energy from their Butthurt, a portal monitor needs to be employed. This is a machine used to screen large groups of people for radiation.
Caring for Someone Close to You With Butthurt
If a friend, colleague or family member is suffering with Butthurt, be it mild or agonising, there are some things you can do to help them.
Get them off of Social Media
Stop them watching CNN
Remove all Newspapers
Give them Science Fiction Books and Programs to Distract them.
Tell them they are Butthurt and they need to get psychiatric help.
The most effective solution though is to prank them regularly giving them something real to be mad about that they can actually deal with. Steal their shoes, tape over their copies of The View, put their DVDs in alphabetical order but badly categorised. This will distract them from their Butthurt and give them something to do.
Keep them stocked up on Sherbet Lemonade during the recovery process. If they start to relapse or prolapse, call your nearest mechanic and keep them in the recovery position until the tongs arrive.
We hope this has helped you in learning more about the dangers of being Butthurt. Go outside, smell the flowers, enjoy the life you have. Feel the sun and rain on your skin. We only live once. There’s no point in becoming Butthurt, it’ll just turn you into an asshole
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How I got Verified:
I have worked as an indie film composer and actor for many years, have my own website and a small YouTube Channel on which I have a relatively small following (all great people!).
I contacted Truth Social support (though verify is better) and asked if I could have my account verified.
I added links to my Truth Social to my YouTube, Website, IMDB profile and send them my ID in the form of my passport and my learner drivers licence which for some reason hasn’t expired, my company’s incorporation certificate and information about myself. The back and forth took a few days but the team was very understanding.
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As a creator, when your posts are viewed, you are given a small amount of the Millix token, 1000. When people comment, you are given 5000 tokens. People can also tip you if they like what you’re saying, and you can technically earn a lot of tokens if you’re regularly posting on the platform. As an example, some of my posts, which aren’t even boosted have earned me over 200,000 tokens. Which gives me the ability to push out more content to people!)
You can share anything, your YouTube videos, your website links. Absolutely anything you like! To post, you’re going to need Millix tokens, which the platform will give you for free. So as long as you’re there, you’ll be able to post relatively regularly. Due to the way the platform works, the more you post quality content, the more you earn and the more you can post and earn. Whilst interacting with people costs you tokens, it also increases your ability to gain subscribers and earn cheaper advertising to your subscribers when you put out a post.
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When I started out with StepN, I didn’t know what I was doing, and that cost me quite a bit on the outset. In this short guide, I’ll tell you how to make the most out of StepN, because now I’m finally in profit every day, despite the money I spent getting used to the platform. When I first started playing I didn’t understand the statistics, I didn’t know about Gems and how they worked. Basically, I made a lot of stupid purchases and it cost me.
Firstly: Your Base Stats
Once you’ve read this section do NOT immediately go out and buy shoes. I will give you a rundown on the most effective way to buy shoes LATER going into detail on EXACTLY what you need to look out for.
Your base stats have a huge influence on your earning potential. As soon as gems are involved, a small change in numbers makes a massive difference. It’s important to note an Uncommon Shoe can (In some cases and they ARE worth looking out for) have BETTER stats than a rare shoe. So you could pay around a third of the price for a better or equal earner.
The two stats you will want the most are: Efficiency for GST earnings and Comfort is for GMT earnings, (GST is useful for opening lockboxes and GMT for increasing your earning potential buying shoes and mitigating the cost of your shoes HP.) You want to focus on a shoe that has these two stats as your highest stat.
I personally like luck because I am a gambler, however, luck is a cavalcade of disappointment. Don’t be like me. Resilience is absolutely worth it despite the fact that Resilience gems seem to be laughed at by the community.
The short rundown is simple. High Efficiency and Comfort and good Resilience will help you earn a lot, and if you’re a gambler, luck is ok, but really you’d be better off being sensible than relying on it.
Secondly: Your Gems
The ultimate shoe will have a gem for each slot. My main shoes are imperfect because they lack a resilience gem slot. They are one Comfort, one Efficiency and two Luck. So why having one for every gem important? If you’re not rich, like me, you will not be able to afford the end level gems. Because of the way gems are calculated on the marketplace. It’s better to have one gem that is higher level statistically than two gems that are lower level. As no one can reasonably afford the really high level gems, it’s better to cover all your bases and have something that works for everything.
Gem slots are important. You’ll notice little triangles around them on the higher level shoes. These triangles indicate the slot gives a higher percentage boost to the gems put into the slot. The more you have, the better the gem slot is. Because of the way gems work however, it’s important to note your base stats because the calculations for gems will sometimes make it so that the higher base stat on one shoe will give you a better result than a higher quality gem slot. Be careful when picking your slots.
Thirdly: You
Know your limits, and know your capabilities. When I started out, I went with a runner shoe for better earnings. This is because I overestimated my capabilities, and I didn’t factor certain things in that I couldn’t have foreseen. Ultimately after a lot of testing involving running, my favourite shoes are Joggers.
As a runner, you will need three things, a good connection, physical fitness beyond what you’d normally expect, and the right equipment for the job.
Why do you need a good connection?
Because if you don’t have that, the accuracy to keep above the limit required to earn is reduced leading to a lower payout in GST/GMT tokens. You can and most likely will make less money from a runner shoe.
Why do you need physical fitness?
Because otherwise, you will end up collapsing trying to keep your running speed at the crazy speed expected. You won’t be able to keep the running up if you aren’t fit enough causing you to go in and out of the designated speed, costing you token payout.
What the hell do you mean by right equipment?
Zipped pockets will stop your phone slipping out and shattering like your hopes and dreams but most of the time if they’re too close to your body, only one step per two of yours will register. If you wear a big flapping coat to get the jostle in, I’ve noticed very few steps are registered. The only way I’ve found to get accuracy out of running is to have a belt which has a molle pouch at the BACK so you not only look like an idiot when running, but you also get smacked in the ass relentlessly.
From my testing: Joggers are safe, Trainers, I don’t like or trust, Runners seem close to impossible without a regular spanking, and walkers are a joke.
Joggers will cover walking at a decent speed, so as long as you’re not on a zimmer frame you should be fine at a reasonable pace. They are the ideal shoe for me, and a lot of StepN users recommend them too, people who are fitter than I am.
Fourthly: HP and Durability
HP and Durability are the two different repair costs of StepN. As you run, both will decrease at different rates. To repair Durability, you spend GST and to repair HP you use up comfort gems and pay a small GST fee. The higher the level of Comfort Gem (I recommend ONLY using Level 2 Gems) the more HP you repair.
Shoe HP is also important as it is required to sell your shoes, which cannot be sold if the shoes have a HP of lower than 100%. If your shoes have less than 20% they will not provide energy and at 0% you cannot use them to make profit. Look after your shoes and they will look after you.
Having a higher comfort stat or a better rank of shoe will result in a slower % HP reduction so uncommon shoes of equal comfort will last longer than common ones. Having a higher resilience stat will reduce your Durability loss. Comfort will also affect your GMT earnings at level 30.
Fifthly: Energy
Energy is something you need to do well in StepN. It recovers slowly in chunks of 25% of maximum energy throughout the day. You start with 2 Energy. You get more energy the more shoes you collect.
Common Shoes: +0 Energy Each
Uncommon Shoes: +1 Energy Each (You will want a lot of these)
Rare Sneakers: +2 Energy Each (Meh)
Epic Shoes: +3 Energy
Legendary Shoes: +4 Energy, I don’t think they really exist.
Having more sneakers will give you more energy as a bonus to a MAXIMUM of 20 Energy, which is more than I can use.
Sneaker Amount:
1: + 2 Energy
3:+ 4 Energy
9 + 9 Energy
15 + 12 Energy
You probably won’t need more than 9 if you mainly have uncommon sneakers. So don’t go crazy and burn your money.
Finally: Buying Sneakers and Gems
Here’s my checklist for buying good shoes. You only need ONE set of shoes to run with. So for the other shoes, it doesn’t matter what your stats are. If you’re going full in, I recommend looking for 1 good epic sneaker as your main shoes then buying 8 cheap uncommon shoes. If you’re testing the game out, look for one good uncommon or a good rare shoe. Their stats can be decent, though they mostly won’t come close to an epic. It doesn’t really matter where the previous owner has put their shoe level up bonus stats.
Shoe has high stats in Comfort and Efficiency. Efficiency is and always is going to be my favourite because it will always be useful.
Shoe has a gem slot, one for each colour gem. Don’t do a Walrus and ignore resilience.
Shoe has nice bonuses to gem slots for Comfort and Efficiency if possible.
This small checklist will make it so you get the best bang for your buck. Increase your energy with low priced uncommon shoes.
For your gems: You will be able to get decent luck and resilience gems cheap. Efficiency is going to be really important, and Comfort will be the most expensive gem for it’s level in every case I’ve seen.
An example: I have a level 6 efficiencygem. I love it. I have a level 4 comfort gem, which is great, though GMT earnings aren’t perfect – that said, I earn enough to keep burning out my energy on GMT. I have two level 5 luck gems which would be covered by one level 6 which would have been a little cheaper, and no resilience gem, which would have been supremely cheap and saved me a LOT of GST.
By getting a good shoe that provides all gem slots, you will ensure you have good balance and you’re not weak in any area. Not having all four gem slots will ultimately cost you.
By focusing on Efficiency and Comfort, you will still get good drops for luck on long walks/jogs, and you will have nice HP/Durability reduction which will ultimately mean you spend less on repairs, whilst still having a good chance of success with your drops.
You can, if you’re fit and dedicated increase your daily earning amount of GST, This will cost GMT. It’s valuable up to around 400 if you like me enjoy GST the most.
I spent around 2300 on my shoes and gems. I have currently made around 2500, and I’m in profit, with gems, shoes and more that I can sell. I’ve also got some good results from luck so I’m not disappointed though lock boxes are rather expensive to open, and considering the cheap price of some gems, one might question weather or not they’re worth it. Still, I average out earning about 10-30% more than I lose over your average month.
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