Songs that I’m Ashamed Of
Looking back I regret making most of these but if you want to use them they’re yours! You’re welcome to use this work for commercial use or for personal projects for free, and there’s a link to our license here! Please consider supporting our work on PayPal and Patreon. If you would like you can purchase high quality wavs of some of my music from my Bandcamp store.
England
Do you need some England Fervor to help you get through life? If so, this might be the song for you! Full of catchiness, happiness and high octane stupid, this song will make you glad you didn’t write it!
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Cactus Song
Are you a Cactus? Do you have problems dealing with unpredictable owners and housecats? If so this might be the song for you. Based on a true story, I did take the cactus back to the Garden Center!
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Someone Special
So yeah, like most of my good stuff, this was written for a girl. Let’s forget THAT ever happened. Still it’s not a bad song. Actually, I confess I actually like this one. Bite me.
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The Real Enemy
Oh man, the Walrus got political about politics and tried to be badass. is this rap? I don’t know. I’m using the swear words in this one! I don’t like swearing because I’m a goddamn pansy. I hope you like it. I said the F word. Oh noes.
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Without You
Unlike most of my emotional songs, I didn’t actually write this for anyone special. I quite like it. I think it’s one of the better ones I’ve written for a short film… Ah Fun times.
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Button Man
Weirdly enough a lot of my music is about me being miserable. This is from a dark time in my life, sorry about the darkness… But yeah, this is a song about being unable to succeed…
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Memories
It’s amazing how a combination of trying to impersonate Tristan’s voice from Yugioh Abridged really made this sound actually pretty decent. I like Tristan’s voice… But I hate the memories.
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Modpiece
Inspired by the old ProTracker Mods of the 90s, with a lot of love for the amazing .mod Musicians, I made this using complicated hard to use .mod software and it’s a .mod, even if it’s an Mp3 now.
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Continue at your own risk… You have been warned.
What do you Want from Me?
I think this is a question every man asks any woman all the time because you never truly know. I kept things nice and repetitive so that people might enjoy it. I kept it pervy because I like Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson… Noice.
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Whitney
Whitney is, and always will be one of my best friends. Always there to support me no matter how bad things got. Maybe things almost got to more than friends, but hey, that’s digital romance and sappy composers for you.
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The Future isn't where it's at!
To think that when I originally wrote this, my cat was still alive. Now it’s the future, and CGI is as awful as ever, I think it’s honestly getting worse as they try to make things even more lame.
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Tell Me Son...
Emotions are quite hard to cope with, as a musician, you write all sorts of weird crap to get you through stuff. This is one of the weird songs I wrote after a break up. Hehe. I hate it now.
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Ivy
For my beautiful friend Ivy who did all the artwork for the original Chan Walrus series that I worked on. How time flies. Now we’re both older, uglier and have completely different political opinions. Yay.
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It's Another World
Until I got to the chorus, my mum thought this was one of the best pieces of music I’d ever made. Then she got really annoyed with me. Still I quite like it even if it is embarrassing. Enjoy.
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Kick Snare Saw Sine
So, yeah, I made this and it’s awful. If you came here because of this one, then please listen to my other music. I don’t know why I leave it up. But then again this is my shame page. Enjoy.
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Life Is
This was made early in my music career. It’s, without doubt, an awful song but actually has some decent moments… Almost. You can probably tell I was trying to sing quietly. Which is weird…
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Don't Have Sex on the Astroturf
This is not so much a song but more so a valuable piece of advice. Having sex on the astroturf is actually pretty painful. It’s a really bad idea and you can get really sandy. Don’t do it. Don’t listen to this either it embarrasses me.
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I Polyglot
This is a song about time travel, using google to make lyrics, and talking about my life in a way that makes the loneliness amusing rather than just pathetic. I hope you enjoy it.
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This is how it starts...
So a long time I heard a song “This is what you want, this is what you get.” I became fixated on the style and wrote this high tempo attempt at making something similar…
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